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Oct 1

so i might just hand this ring off to someone else

obviously i don’t fucking run it the way it should be run and i just don’t even think about coming on here

i’m really sorry you guys

i’m the worst

[Parkour]

thestrongrepoman:

You were walking home from your shift at the hospital when, well, something strange happened. It wasn’t every day that people ran into you that hard. Generally (due to you rather large stature) people were able to see you and avoid you instead. So when the younger man (with hair that was a bit more than out-of control in your opinion) practically took out your arm, you were surprised to say the least.

When he turned around and apologized, you examined him for a moment. He was certainly interesting. “It’s fine.” You say shortly before continuing. “Where are you going in such a hurry?”

You chuckle and shrug, leaning back on your heels. “nowhere. JUST DOING SOME RUNNING. gotta get exercise in this backwards world somehow.” You say with a grin. You take a chance to look at him. He could probably break you in half if he really wanted to. So that means that you probably shouldn’t have run into him. Bad move on your part.

(Source: thecrazeddealer)

[Parkour]

It’s been a while since you’ve been out on your own just for fun. You’re confident now, though, that you will be safe from harm as long as you stay out of the sight of the patrol. You decide to get some exercise. You leave your apartment and go out onto the street. Once you pick a direction that has lots of obstacles, you start running. Its been so long since you’ve gotten to do any serious running like this. You grin as you vault over a low fence and go deeper into the city.

Of course, you’re being kind of reckless. You’re not really paying any attention to who’s around you. So when you jump over another wall and start running again and hit someone hard with your shoulder, you’re kind of jolted out of your carefree thoughts and back down to earth. You stop quickly. Gotta make sure you didn’t hurt the person. You turn around and see a fairly (no not fairly, are you stupid?) large guy behind you. “sorry bout that.”

cut-the-ties-tailor started following you

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we-started-this-opera-shit:

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8luh8luh-rich8itch started following you

8luh8luh-rich8itch:

thecrazeddealer:

8luh8luh-rich8itch:

thecrazeddealer:

8luh8luh-rich8itch:

thecrazeddealer:

oh jesus christ

BOTH OF YOU?

Oh come on, don’t pretend you don’t liiiiiiiike it Gamzee.
I’ve only ever 8een the 8est to you. ::::;)

strider is that way bitch

I’M NOT YOUR DEALER

You’re not????????
Then wh8re h8s th8t useless fucker T8vros 8een getting my Zydra8e????????
HE F8CKING LIED TO ME???????? 

no he didn’t fucking lie to you

BUT I ONLY SELL TO HIM

if you want to go get this shit yourself then go to strider

BESIDES

i’m fresh fucking out

G8D D8MMIT. N8w I remem8er WHY I keep sending T8vr8s to do this, y8u’re a8solutely INFURI8ING!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU 8E OUT? > ::::(

cry me a motherfucking river

I SOLD OUT

got new clientele and they needed my services

I DONT’ FUCKING HOLD STOCK FOR ANYONE

(( Expect slow replies for a bit, I’m watching a drunk person stream Dead Island. ))

I HAVE what you need: mage-of-doom:

mage-of-doom:

You tip your head to him in thanks, pulling your hood down just enough for you to lift the glass to your lips and drain the contents in one fell swoop, and still get a good taste of the flavour. You suddenly start to feel a bit more loose, putting your glass back on the counter and picking up the next. You don’t bother pulling the hood back up, and the corner of your lips tug upwards in some sort of smirk. Vodka, most definately- and strong as fuck, too. Might be just strong enough to help. You take a casual sip, and lean your back against the edge ofthe counter.

You turn your head to acknoledge Gamzee this time, instead of reacting like some braindead zombie. “Yeah, two be perfectly hone2t, Ii’m 2weatiing my fuckiing a22 off already”-You pause to take a long sip- “But at lea2t Ii’m not gonna draw a2 much fu22 a2 Ii would wiithout iit.” you point out, draining the rest of your second drink. After being a notorious binge-drinker for some time, you weren’t too surprised that you still knew how to hold down your alcohol pretty well.

You laugh and nod, reaching for your third glass. Things aren’t swimming together just yet but they might be soon. “good point. KIND OF FUCKING FORGOT THERE FOR A SECOND WHAT YOU’VE GOT ON YOU.” You mean his horns and skin color but fuck if you’re actually making that clear. You’re sure he’ll get the point.

You turn around in your seat and glance over to the stage. You are barely interested in the girls, the look on your face actually somewhat mirrors disdain. If it has the GeneCo label on it, you aren’t interested. You’re pretty surprised that they were even allowed to perform here. You roll your eyes and take a drink. “fucking hate these skanks…” You say with a shake of your head. And you do.

8luh8luh-rich8itch started following you

8luh8luh-rich8itch:

thecrazeddealer:

8luh8luh-rich8itch:

thecrazeddealer:

oh jesus christ

BOTH OF YOU?

Oh come on, don’t pretend you don’t liiiiiiiike it Gamzee.
I’ve only ever 8een the 8est to you. ::::;)

strider is that way bitch

I’M NOT YOUR DEALER

You’re not????????
Then wh8re h8s th8t useless fucker T8vros 8een getting my Zydra8e????????
HE F8CKING LIED TO ME???????? 

no he didn’t fucking lie to you

BUT I ONLY SELL TO HIM

if you want to go get this shit yourself then go to strider

BESIDES

i’m fresh fucking out

8luh8luh-rich8itch started following you

8luh8luh-rich8itch:

thecrazeddealer:

oh jesus christ

BOTH OF YOU?

Oh come on, don’t pretend you don’t liiiiiiiike it Gamzee.
I’ve only ever 8een the 8est to you. ::::;)

strider is that way bitch

I’M NOT YOUR DEALER